Time's Up. Here come the Mad Libs. The first 3 are my family's. The next 3 are Sara Lyn's. I enjoyed all 6. Hope you do, too! :-)
What is a Dinosaur?
Today, we are going to study the lifestyle of huge and hideous animals. The word "dinosaur" comes from the Greek words deinos, meaning laptop and saurus, meaning thumb. No one has ever seen a squirrely dinosaur. We know about them because monkeys called paleontologists found their cardigans preserved in rocks.
Dinosaurs were almost evenly divided between carnivores, who ate brains, and herbivores, who only ate tests. At one time there were over 1 different types of these clean beasts roaming the face of the anvil. They ranged in size from those as large as a Tyrannosaurus Grandma to those as small as a reindeer.
Today a dinosaur would be as impossible to find as a house in a haystack.