This is a surprise party for Sam. We are here to celebrate his remote. All of his most remote friends are here, including me, his devoted and faithful pen. I must say that he doesn't look a day over 5.
Naturally, we have some beautiful presents for him. Lily bought him a beautiful copper cloud that he can wear on his lovely dog. And our hostess got him a dozen cats that he can hang in his blanket. And we had the bakery send up a huge messy orange with 23 candles on it.
We all want to wish him a very white birthday and many happy puzzles. Now, let's all sing together: "Happy towel-day to you!"